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By Cary McNeal

ISBN-10: 1605506249

ISBN-13: 9781605506241

Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses could be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canine, parrots, horses, and cats.
This implies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't really a prompt snack to your kitty-cat. i ponder what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.

Fact: the main germ-laden position in your rest room isn't the seat or maybe the bowl--it's the handle.
The answer: Don't flush. allow the subsequent man fear approximately it.

There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the proof that might frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC ebook, you'll by no means examine the realm a similar manner back, with no, er, dry heaving a bit bit.

From the sneaky fish which may swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, annoying phenomena are in all places we flip. academic, wonderful, and undeniably frightening, this publication isn't sure to assist you, um, visit the lavatory, yet it's bound to make a while there more...informed.

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The government lost control of every military base in the country. By spring the Albanian army was reduced to perhaps one intact unit, numbering a hundred soldiers. The entire defense arsenal was looted. There’d been plenty to loot. Albania’s Communists had required every man, woman, boy, and girl to undergo military training. 5 million.

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